Imagine you are driving on an interstate highway on your way to work and traffic is starting to clog up. You are in the left-most lane. Just ahead, you notice one of those newfangled overhead message boards that looks just like this (with this exact text):

What would you do? Stay in the left lane, only to try to get over after you see the multiple police cruisers and the disabled vehicle?

You mean you would actually move to one of the 3 lanes to your right? Oh, that's right. You have common sense.

Why don't the other 99% of the drivers in Cincinnati? They installed the message boards  for a reason: TO HELP YOU GET AROUND TRAFFIC PROBLEMS.

Read the sign and do what it says. ARGH!