Well, the time has come to part ways with my trusty PS2. Just in time for the Christmas season, here's what I'm selling:

1. 1 PlayStation 2 Console
2. 2 Controllers
3. 1 Controller Extension Cable
4. 1 Beat Pad (for dance games like DDR)
5. 1 USB Headset/Microphone (for games like SOCOM: Navy Seals)
6. 1 Guitar Hero Guitar w/unused stickers
7. 1 Network Adapter w/setup disk
8. 2 Memory Cards
9. Over 90 games, including all the Guitar Hero games (1, 2, 80s, 3), Madden 07, Tiger Woods 07, GTA: San Andreas, and much more.

In addition, the console has been given special powers that stock PS2s just don't have. You'll have to figure this out on your own. ;)

This would make a fantastic Christmas present for your children or even yourself. Because you're really just an oversized child. It's OK. We all are.

Anyhoo...if any of the three of you reading this (hi, Rusty!) want to pick this up or know of someone in the market for a "fully-featured" PS2, let me know. I'm looking for $350. I'll take just about any offer.